TPS Report
Hard Rock Park
(Myrtle Beach, SC)
Sound Check
The exit of Eagles dumps you into a large
store with
all the country stuff you can possibly want.
Kinda like a Cracker Barrel without the suck.
And snakes. Go figure.
No, Ford. That hat doesn't make you look gay at all.
No, James. That hat doesn't make you look straight at all.
I have no joke for the tractor play set.
I don't need a joke for this one, either.
Someone else will have to make the obvious
joke about
Karen and her two pink pistols. I won't make it. Her mom reads this.
Here's the Ice Theater. If you squint
really, really hard you'll
see that I didn't get the cow statue in this shot. My bad.
Heavy Metal isn't dead. My neighbor Carl told me.
Very cool sculptures. I hope more are coming.
I have no clue what the hell this thing is.
Hmmm. Here's a pathway that leads
straight to a
temporary fence that has the Racing coaster on the
other side. Is Hard Rock rushing to make up for
the perceived lack of attractions?
Love the caricature trailer.
Nice lagoon view. Hey, what's that over the water?
The kites are a VERY nice touch.
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