TPS Report
Dollywood for Christmas with the GAP!
Restrooms are always ideal photo op spots.
Next up was River Battle, which of course was closed for the
season.
It is currently 32 degrees.
Looks like a pretty cute ride.
Insert joke here. There's at least three available
punchlines. Which one did you pick?
Josh...Alan...Ford...the options are limitless!
Themed dryer, lockers, and ATM.
Next in our tour of closed attractions is the Tennessee
Tornado.
The temperature is still 32 degrees.
Tommy finds just the right angle for the closed coaster shot.
Karen: "Who cares? Like I was gonna ride this thing anyway?"
I tried to steal Tommy's shot.
So far this is not going too well. Most of us already
have all the
Dollywood credits, so it's not a big deal. Besides, riding coasters
when it's this cold isn't exactly the textbook definition of fun.
Here's my arty shot. I stuck the lens through one of the
holes in the fence.
It'd be a little more dynamic if the damn thing was running, of course.
ALERT THE MEDIA!
We have a coaster open!
The 'do of the day.
Josh and Brandi pose in front of the Fury Canteen.
Whether or not you find this funny depends on what you know about last year's
event.
Ooh, fancy wagons! I feel like I'm back up in Amish
Country!
And seriously - the barrel is $150?!? Is it filled with treasure?
Someone bought this wagon. Why?
