SWAG – shirts

ALIENS – Class of LV426 name shirt

Honor the memory of the 11 colonial marines who participated in what they suspected was just going to be a stupid bug hunt on LV-426.

And if anyone asks why Gorman isn’t on the shirt, you’ll just to explain to them that the new lieutenant thought he was too good to be on a shirt with the grunts.

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CAROWINDS coaster name shirt

Updated for the 2019 season, this shirt lists off all the major coasters at Carowinds

I chose to exclude Wilderness Run from this design.  I shouldn’t have to explain why, but I understand that some folks gotta get all those credits.  Hell, maybe you have a child so it’s entirely appropriate for you to have that credit.

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DIE HARD – The Nakatomi Twelve name shirt

Die Hard is of course one of the most beloved Christmas films of all time, telling the heartwarming story of a group of mischievous thieves who pick the wrong house to rob and end up setting off booby traps that – wait, wrong Christmas movie.

Anyway, Die Hard is awesome.

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KINGS DOMINION coaster name shirt

Also, updated for the 2019 season (RIP Volcano – The Blast Coaster), this shirt lists all the major coasters in the Virginia theme park.

For what should be fairly obvious reasons, I excluded the Great Pumpkin Coaster. If the omission of this concerns you, you may be a credit ho.

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RED LECTROIDS shirt

Alright, look.  The real appeal to me of these name shirts is that not everyone gets what it is.  That’s definitely the case with this shirt inspired by “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension.”  These are all the last names of the Red Lectroid aliens from Planet 10.  People will either get this shirt or they won’t.  The ones who get it are cool and should be your friends!

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NORWAY JOSE shirt

So seriously, this shirt is one of the big reasons I started dabbling in shirt design.  I saw a shirt with a similar design back in 2003 and was NEVER able to find one to purchase.  I finally had to come to terms with the fact that I was never going to find it.  Then I realized that the shape of Norway isn’t trademarked, so I made it myself.

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PREDATOR name shirt

This is a double reference shirt.  First off, we have the names of all the elite soldiers in the original Predator film.  Then we have a subtle reference to an incredibly rude joke told by Hawkins (Shane Black) in the film.  I’m not telling you the joke here. This is a family friendly site, dammit!  Just google “Predator” and “echo joke.”

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